Now that we have established that Brad is gay, lets talk about Brad's dog. So last night I followed Brad home from a Nickelback concert. After he went into his house I climbed up a tree and looked through his bedroom window. I was watching as he kissed his dog multiple times, nasty. He has a baby Yorkie, currently 5 years old. After they went through greeting each other, it went further than that. He bathed his dog (they were both in the bathtub, Brad was wearing a speedo, poor dog!). After they went through that, Brad dried, and brushed his dog, still in a speedo. Then he put a pink sparkly bow on top of its head. Brad took his dog to bed in a pink, furry, doggy bed. Oh and did I forget to mention, he painted the dogs claws pink. Fag. So the dogs name is Lucy, and Brad went to bed in a speedo, nasty. I went back to Brads house the next night, and he went through the same thing but this time, in a pink speedo.
He is such a fag! Anyways join me next time, and tune in to Hits 96 everyday for all your hit music!
Brad Steiner
Saturday, October 1, 2011
Thursday, September 29, 2011
Brads ex
So now after finding out that Brad is gay, we probably have a wayyyyy different outlook on him. I mean seriously he could have just admitted it. It is a big deal, but people would have gotten over it, right? To dig deeper, I talked to Brads ex-girlfriend. She recently broke up with him last month after a 2 year relationship. This is what she had to say: "Brad was very dedicated and he would never cheat, but I broke up with him because he was just too.......wimpy. He tripped on a rock one time and he had a panic attack because it was bleeding, total loser. I had to take him to the emergency room. When the doctor tried to put a band-aid on him, he screamed, curled up in a ball in my lap, and cried. The doctor had to chase him all over the hospital just to put it on. I did notice that he was really girly. His favorite color is pink. If you think that's bad, you should know that he doesn't actually like pink, he likes pink with sparkles! How gay! He still lives with his Mom and she has to drive him to the radio studio every day because he has no car, total bum. Also he loves lollipops, rainbow lollipops, SERIOUSLY?!?!?! Fag."
And she stopped at that,"Fag." Join me next time to read about a guy that nobody even likes, Brad Steiner. And tune into Hits 96 everyday for all your hit music.
And she stopped at that,"Fag." Join me next time to read about a guy that nobody even likes, Brad Steiner. And tune into Hits 96 everyday for all your hit music.
Wednesday, September 28, 2011
Proof, Brad Steiner IS gay!
Last night I was taking a walk through downtown Chattanooga, I spotted Brad and quickly went behind a bush so he couldn't see me. I over heard brad talking on the phone to someone. After listening for about 3 minutes, I figured out that Brad really is gay:
Brad: Justin (a.k.a Justin Bieber) I don't know if we can keep our secret much longer.
Justin: Baby, you have to! I can't continue my career if you tell.
Brad: How do think I feel! I have to talk on the radio everyday to people I don't like and pretend that I have a girlfriend. Look, I have been single, from a girl, for a week now, people will suspect something. The longest amount of time I've ever been single is for 1 day. You know, because all the ladies love me!
Justin: All the ladies love me too! We have so much in common!
Brad: I know!!! Anyways, let just stop fighting, Justin!
Justin: I agree! Bye, I love you!
Brad: Love you too, sweet cheeks, see ya later!
And that is proof that Brad really is gay. Join me next time for Just-in time! And tune into Hits 96 everyday for all your hit music!
Brad: Justin (a.k.a Justin Bieber) I don't know if we can keep our secret much longer.
Justin: Baby, you have to! I can't continue my career if you tell.
Brad: How do think I feel! I have to talk on the radio everyday to people I don't like and pretend that I have a girlfriend. Look, I have been single, from a girl, for a week now, people will suspect something. The longest amount of time I've ever been single is for 1 day. You know, because all the ladies love me!
Justin: All the ladies love me too! We have so much in common!
Brad: I know!!! Anyways, let just stop fighting, Justin!
Justin: I agree! Bye, I love you!
Brad: Love you too, sweet cheeks, see ya later!
And that is proof that Brad really is gay. Join me next time for Just-in time! And tune into Hits 96 everyday for all your hit music!
Tuesday, September 27, 2011
Is Brad Steiner gay?!?!
So, today I had a chat with Brad Steiner when I called into hits 96. He told me a secret. His secret is that he is secretly in love with Justin Bieber. His bedroom has Justin Bieber posters all over the wall! So the question is: Is Brad Steiner secretly gay? Who knows, and we may never know! But the bigger question is: Is Justin secretly cheating on Selena Gomez and dating Brad?? Like I said before, we may never know. The only way we will ever find out, is if Brad and Justin come out of the closet!
Thanks for reading and tune in to Hits 96 every day for all your hit music!
Thanks for reading and tune in to Hits 96 every day for all your hit music!
Monday, September 26, 2011
Brad Steiner
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